All My Feels

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

lazarus-james:

dearestpurplelover:

STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING

LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY

HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT

like is no one gonna pick up that HE IS THE ONE WHO STOPS HER SONG ABOUT FREEDOM? HE CUTS HER DOWN WITH HIS HORSE.

"I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
‘Cuz for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing’s in my way!”

AND SLAM. HANS IS IN HER WAY. NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS FORESHADOWING

disasterpresident:

androphilia:

Two border guards, one Pakistani and the other Chinese, at Khunjerab Pass. (via Imgur)


Someone write me this forbidden romance novel.

disasterpresident:

androphilia:

Two border guards, one Pakistani and the other Chinese, at Khunjerab Pass. (via Imgur)

Someone write me this forbidden romance novel.

thedisneypincollector:

Hey Tumblr- 
I created a Gofundme page to hopefully raise a little bit more money for my moms surprise birthday trip to Walt Disney World for her coming up this October.
If each of my followers donated only $0.30 my goal would be reached.
This is an all or nothing goal, so if I do not reach the goal by October 1st, then you will not be charged for your donation. 
But even if you can not donate, just spreading the word would help, thank you so much. 

thedisneypincollector:

Hey Tumblr- 

I created a Gofundme page to hopefully raise a little bit more money for my moms surprise birthday trip to Walt Disney World for her coming up this October.

If each of my followers donated only $0.30 my goal would be reached.

This is an all or nothing goal, so if I do not reach the goal by October 1st, then you will not be charged for your donation. 

But even if you can not donate, just spreading the word would help, thank you so much. 

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

raven-jem:

Fantastic Four/Iron Man: Big in Japan
Stretchy Bullshit Masterpost

I may tease, but this actually isn’t unusual for him, and at least in Seth Fisher’s eccentrically dynamic art style it looks perfectly in place.

And this face clearly needs to be on my blog:

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

fckyeahminecraft:

Lake house built by IceHotZombie

Source: [x]

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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reapersun:

~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHELLYZEE / SKINOFSTRIPES ~~!!
(follow her and scienceofdestruction because they’re basically the best MorMor cosplayers okay)

reapersun:

~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHELLYZEE / SKINOFSTRIPES ~~!!

(follow her and scienceofdestruction because they’re basically the best MorMor cosplayers okay)

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen