i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING
LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY
HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT
like is no one gonna pick up that HE IS THE ONE WHO STOPS HER SONG ABOUT FREEDOM? HE CUTS HER DOWN WITH HIS HORSE.
"I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
‘Cuz for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing’s in my way!”
AND SLAM. HANS IS IN HER WAY. NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS FORESHADOWING
Two border guards, one Pakistani and the other Chinese, at Khunjerab Pass. (via Imgur)
Someone write me this forbidden romance novel.
I created a Gofundme page to hopefully raise a little bit more money for my moms surprise birthday trip to Walt Disney World for her coming up this October.
If each of my followers donated only $0.30 my goal would be reached.
This is an all or nothing goal, so if I do not reach the goal by October 1st, then you will not be charged for your donation.
But even if you can not donate, just spreading the word would help, thank you so much.
omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
bless this post
I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.
are you feeling it now mr krabs?
I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.
Fantastic Four/Iron Man: Big in Japan
Stretchy Bullshit Masterpost
I may tease, but this actually isn’t unusual for him, and at least in Seth Fisher’s eccentrically dynamic art style it looks perfectly in place.
And this face clearly needs to be on my blog:
don’t ever let this die
i just watched this 20 times in a row..
me talking about my favorite things
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
(follow her and scienceofdestruction because they’re basically the best MorMor cosplayers okay)
PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."
That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence
that was the sickest burn i have ever seen